NO SMALL TALK. NO BULLSHIT.
We’re a digital marketing agency for neurodivergent business owners & spicy entrepreneurs. We'll unmask the toxic world of marketing to help you grow your business using easy-to-understand plans.
When you've invested serious time and effort in building your business, it can be overwhelming to entrust it to a bunch of marketers named Mark (yes, we researched the most popular name in marketing) with no emotional connection to your brand. We get it.
That overwhelm can feel especially intense when they start talking in an alien language, asking you to "Leverage this tool to scale your deliverables," or "Nurture your leads via a VSL funnel".
Seriously, shut the fuck up, Mark!
We aim to simplify the complex nature of digital marketing, enabling you to grow your business without experiencing Mark-related overstimulation or burnout. Here’s how:
No Jargon. No Eye Contact. No Bullshit.
As neurodivergent marketers, we know the importance of clear communication. Yet the marketing industry continues to use overly complex and pretentious jargon to make it sound as though we're waging war on our customers and clients. We promise to keep the language simple and our plans straightforward to implement.
No Jargon
Eye contact and in-person communication can be hard for autistics, people with ADHD and/or dyslexia. We've made it our mission to let our clients choose whatever means of communication they feel comfortable with - whether it's email, WhatsApp, text messages, or workflow apps.
You can choose phone calls, or video calls, too, if that’s your thing.
No Eye Contact
We love what we do, but the world of marketing can be full of overconfident, pushy salespeople (we’re looking at you, Mark!) who bully their clients into using sketchy practices just to get results. We'll never pressure you to use marketing techniques that don't align with your business.
No clickbait. No shortcuts. No bullshit.
No Bullshit
What We’ll Do For You
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Search Engine Optimisation (SEO) - Need more people coming to your website? We’ll analyse and edit your product pages and content so that Google chooses you to feature on the first page of their search results.
“Why do I need your SEO service?” Here’s why.
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Copywriting - We’ll help you explain your products and services in a way that is honest and easy to understand. Whether it’s your home page, product pages or a short intro, it should feel natural and align with your morals and beliefs.
“Why do I need your copywriting service?” Here’s why.
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Email Marketing - We’ll plan, write and send emails that respect your audience’s intelligence and your hardworking brand. No fluff or cringey click-bait, just clear updates people will want to open.
“Why do I need your email marketing service?” Here’s why.
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Blog Posts - Having interesting and informative blog posts on your website is vital to building a business that Google, and more importantly, your customers, trusts.
“Why do I need your content writing service?” Here’s why.
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Meta Marketing - We'll create, write, and upload social media advertisements that remain faithful to your brand and will only be seen by people who have a genuine interest in your products or services.
“Why do I need your Meta advertising service?” Here’s why.
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Graphic Design - We’ll design graphics that support your content, match your brand, and communicate clearly. Whether you need social media posts, logos, or simple visuals for your website, everything will look intentional and easy to understand.
“Why do I need your graphic design service?” Here’s why.
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Burnout Support - If you're in burnout, overwhelmed, or just done with decision-making, we’ll step in and keep things moving. We’ll adjust how we work to suit your energy and capacity so your business doesn’t come to a halt when your brain needs a break.
“Why do I need your burnout suppor service?” Here’s why.
Contact Us
Send us a message, and we'll get back to you within 24 hours. No buzzwords, no nonsense, and no bullshit. Just a team of spicy marketers who care about your business. You can contact us via:
We can also arrange face times via WhatsApp, Zoom, or Teams.
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